Boring

24 Oct 2008
Dear Parents,

The late start made the day a little bit boring
All though we did observe Wisconsin fast plants.
How was your day?

Sincerely,
Max

Cont' on back:
Please come to my conference on Friday.

Backwards

20 Feb 08

Dear Parents,

I had a backwards day because my pants were on backwards!
I learned about "s" in cursive and Home Notes.
I love 3 people: Me, Myself, and I.

Sincerely,
Max

Cliff Hanger

No Date/Spring 2008
Dear Parents,

Let's play dodge-ball! Look on the back. (see image below)
I had a wonderful day!
The best part. NO WASL!
Math was fun!

Sincerely,
Max

Random Egg Peeling

No Date
Dear Parents,

"SCRAM!" the teacher said.
I found my homework! In my homework folder.
(Can I peel an egg?)
How was your day?

Sincerely,
Max

Extreme Snowflakes

Dec 2008
Dear Parents,

I had a terrifing day! Just kidding.
It was an extreme day!
I'll prove to you that I know how to make a snowflake.
Here's a review.
Is that a fact or opinion?

con't on back:
FACT? or OPINION?

Sincerely,
Max

Glum

No Date
Dear Parents,

How are you?
I was glum some of the day.
I had to do homework that I think is in my cumbersome backpack.
My day was great except for that.

Sincerely,
Max

Opposite Day

No Date
Dear Maxim,

How is your day?
Mine at school was extrordinary!
I hate you! I'm crossing my fingers! Ha Ha!
I won something.

Sincerely,
Parents

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Bee says:
I'm so glad I was crossing my fingers when he wrote that.